Article 50 – what does ‘triggering’ actually mean?

By Political Editor Andy Bell

No emails, tweets or faxes for this most important message to be delivered tomorrow; some time around 13.30 Brussels time the UK ambassador to the EU will hand Donald Tusk, the President of the European Council, a letter from the Prime Minister.

The letter will even have what in the civil service is called “a wet signature”. In other words, it will be the one actually signed with a pen back in London by Theresa May.

Under the terms of the Lisbon Treaty, this letter “triggers” Article 50 of the Lisbon Treaty and formally tells the EU that Britain is leaving.

It also starts the clock running on two years of negotiations. Back in London, Theresa May will make a statement to Parliament after Prime Minister’s Questions.

The phoney war of the last nine months will be over and we should be into the nitty gritty of negotiations. It will be a slow start though.

The first proper meeting of the 27 remaining EU governments won’t happen until the end of April and we presumably won’t see David Davis sitting down across the table from his opposite number Michel Barnier until some time in May.

And for two years it’s unlikely people will notice any real difference because until the final agreement has been reached and all the countries (and some regions) of the EU have signed it off, the UK remains a member of the EU.

That means we are supposed to abide by the rules of the EU until that point. The truth is that the people who drafted the Lisbon Treaty never really expected that anyone would want to leave and trigger Article 50.

So, as we are sure to hear again and again over the next couple of years, we are in uncharted territory here.

Tesco faces £129m fine for overstating profits

UK supermarket giant Tesco will be forced to pay £129m to avoid being prosecuted by the Serious Fraud Office (SFO).
The UK’s biggest supermarket entered a Deferred Prosecution Agreement with the SFO, on top of the fine they must also pay £85m in compensation to investors.
The compensation is for those who bought shares or bonds between 29 August and 19 September in 2014, as it is believed those investors would have been given misleading information in a trading statement.
The overstatement of profits in that statement has been measured at £326m, this meant overall the Big Four made a £6.4bn loss in 2015, one of the largest in corporate history.
Dave Lewis, Tesco chief executive, said the firm would do everything it could to “restore trust” after seeing the brand suffer from the accounting scandal.

Marine to be freed within weeks after Taliban killing

A Royal Marine convicted of fatally shooting a wounded Taliban fighter in Afghanistan could be freed from prison within weeks.

Sergeant Alexander Blackman, 42, was sentenced to seven years for manslaughter on the grounds of diminished responsibility.

Blackman has already served half of this sentence due to a now quashed murder conviction for the same incident, as a result, the decision of five judges at the Court Martial Appeal Court means it is possible that he could be freed next month.

The 2011 fatal shooting took place after a British patrol came under fire. Blackman, who was known as Marine A during the original trial process in 2013, was seen on footage from the helmet camera of another marine shooting the Afghan prisoner with a 9mm pistol.

The original murder conviction was re-examined after his wife, Claire, led an appeal campaign.

Surrounded by scores of veterans outside the Appeal Court in London, she said: “We are overjoyed at the judges’ decision to significantly reduce Al’s sentence, such that he can be released imminently. “This is the moment that we have all been fighting hard for. It is hard to believe that this day is finally here.”

Livin’ Libido Loca

This week Oli came in to ask Sex Pod for some advice. “I’ve got a very high libido,” he said, “and it’s out of control, what do I do?”

Glad you asked Oli! Our sex professionals are always happy to help.

The reason Oli was worried about his high sex drive, or high libido, is he felt that going without doing the naughty put him in a foul mood and made him behave aggressively to others. He said he felt he needed to have sex twice a day, and that it made him feel on top of the world whenever he did.

What determines your libido?

As our sex professionals pointed out, libido is not set in stone. You aren’t born with a high libido or a low libido, it changes throughout your life. It depends on your experiences and on psychological factors, like if someone is bipolar and in a manic phase they are more likely to have a very high sex drive and have more sexual partners.

It also depends on things like stress and exhaustion (which can really take out the sexy in life).

So just because Oli felt like he wanted to have sex twice a day and thought about it 50-60% of the time, doesn’t mean he’s always felt that way, and it doesn’t mean he’ll always feel that way.

Can your libido cause you problems?

Whether you have little or an overwhelming desire for sex, libido can cause problems in relationships.

In Oli’s case, it used to cause arguments between him and his girlfriend as whenever she said no to sex he couldn’t understand why and thought it was because she didn’t fancy him as much as he fancied her.

When a couple have different sex drives it can cause rifts. The person who wants more sex may feel frustrated, guilty for asking their partner to have sex when they don’t want to, or rejected – they might feel, like Oli, that their partner doesn’t desire them. They could also feel like there’s something wrong with them, for wanting sex as much as they do.

The person who wants less sex can also feel guilty for not being able to satisfy their partner’s desire, or feel pressured to have sex when they don’t want to.

So you can see how different libidos within relationships can cause problems.

How common is it to have different libidos in relationships?

Having said this, couples who have different libidos are VERY common. And, because libido is so dependent on other factors, there’s no reason to assume that it is simply a loss of desire for the other person. Many people go into relationships with the same libido and things change over time, but remember they can easily change again!

What can I do if my libido is causing problems?

There are actually some things you can do to decrease your high libido. For example, taking up sports will use up some of that extra energy, and taking up mindfulness or yoga is a good way to relax and take your mind away from the subject of sex.

Equally, if you feel like you have an addiction to sex and it’s causing you anxiety or stress, you can definitely go to see a doctor who would help you get in touch with a psychologist or psycho therapist. There are always people who can help clear things up about why you might be addicted to sex and who can offer you support.

The same if you are suffering from low libido, which happens to most people at some point in their life. If your sex life has become a stress, it’s always worth seeking help –  sex is meant to be enjoyable, and it would be a shame to miss out.

Till next time Sex Pod-ers!

Find out more about Nelly and Harlequin Icthyosis

Nusrit ‘Nelly’ Shaheen from Coventry has skin that cracks and appears scaly, meaning that she has to scrub off layers of dead skin each day in a two-hour, twice daily routine. Nevertheless, Nelly battles to live a normal life in the face of extreme adversity.

She has defied odds to become the world’s oldest known survivor of Harlequin Ichthyosis, a condition which causes skin to grow ten times faster than normal.

The Samuel Hardgrave Harlequin Icthyosis Research Trust (SHHiRT) is a charity dedicated to research into Harlequin Icthyosis and to improving the lives of those, like Nelly, who are affected by it.

For more information, please visit www.facebook.com/shhirt.

Happiness Giveaway

Every day this week (20-24 March 2017) on The Wright Stuff, to celebrate the UN’s International Day of Happiness, we’re giving away a fantastic stay for two people at some brilliant locations across the UK.

To be in with a chance of winning all you need to do is email us a photo of something that makes you happy. It could be a family member, a pet, a brilliant view – or just a selfie of you with a big smile on your face.
Email your photo, name, address and phone number to wrightstuff@channel5.com and you may be in line to win that day’s prize.

Every day, a team of Wright Stuff staff will choose the very best daily entries received by 10.45am – based on creativity, artistic merit, originality, and, of course the feelgood factor and we’ll announce the winner at the end of the day’s show.

If your photo arrives after 10:45am, it will be entered into the next day’s selection process (except that entries received after 10.45am on Friday will be too late for consideration at all).

Here are the prizes you could win:

Monday 20th March
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Win a Two Night Stay for Two in Edinburgh.
Enjoy a two-night break in the Scottish capital of Edinburgh With two nights’ luxury hotel accommodation in the heart of the city, you’ll be perfectly  placed to explore all the exciting sights Edinburgh has to offer; from the Royal Mile to the castle and, if you’re really adventurous, Arthur’s Seat. A perfect weekend away for one lucky winner!

Prize package for 2 adults includes:
•              Travel allowance of £100
•              2 nights’ luxury hotel accommodation (4*) min in Edinburgh in a double/twin room
•              Daily breakfast

Prize valid for 12 months from date of winner notification email. Stay cannot be taken over UK Bank Holidays and is subject to availability at time of booking.
For full terms and conditions, go to www.channel5.com/win

 

Tuesday 21st March


THE GRAND HOTEL, YORK
Experience the luxury, opulence and style of the golden age of travel at The Grand Hotel and Spa, housed in the iconic former headquarters of the North Eastern Railway Company. History and heritage combine with everything a modern traveller could wish for in this iconic Edwardian building. As the region’s first and only 5-star hotel, The Grand offers the very best in traditional English style and service, set off with a friendly Yorkshire welcome.

Your package for 2 adults includes:
•        2 night stay at The Grand Hotel York sharing a Classic twin / double room
•        Daily Breakfast
•        Daily evening meal in Hudsons restaurant

Prize valid for 12 months from date of winner notification email. Stay cannot be take over Christmas, Easter or UK bank holidays and is subject to availability at the time of booking.

For full terms and conditions, go to www.channel5.com/win

 

Wednesday 22nd March


Luxury Trip for Two to London
An unforgettable two-night trip for two to London! Heading to the bright lights of the capital, we’ll be treating you to an unforgettable two-night stay at the wonderful Park Plaza Westminster Bridge Hotel offering unparalleled panoramic views of the Thames. With some of the capital’s most popular sights right on your doorstep, including the London Eye and amazing city adventure!

Prize package for 2 adults includes:
•              Travel allowance of £100
•              2 nights’ accommodation at 4* Park Plaza Westminster Bridge London in a double/twin room
•              Daily breakfast

Prize valid for 12 months fromdate of winner notification email. Stay cannot be taken over UK Bank Holidays and is subject to availability at time of booking.

For full terms and conditions, go to www.channel5.com/win

 

Thursday 23rd March


Luxury Break for Two to Yorkshire
This exceptional prize could see you and a friend exploring the beautiful Yorkshire countryside in style! Enjoy a two-night stay at The Devonshire Arms Hotel & Spa, set in the heart of the Yorkshire Dales on the Bolton Abbey Estate. As well as a luxury guest room to call home for two nights, you’ll indulge in a full Yorkshire breakfast each morning and enjoy access to the hotel’s sumptuous spa complete with indoor swimming pool, Jacuzzi, steam room and sauna. This wonderful hotel is the perfect base to explore the breathtaking countryside, visit Yorkshire Great Historic Houses or simply do nothing at all!

Prize package for 2 adults includes:
•              Travel allowance of £100
•              2 nights’ accommodation at The Devonshire Arms Hotel & Spa, in a double/twin room
•              Daily breakfast
•              Access to the hotel’s spa facilities

Prize valid for 12 months from date of winner notification email. Stay cannot be taken over UK Bank Holidays and is subject to availability at time of booking.
For full terms and conditions, go to www.channel5.com/win

Friday 24th March


Two night stay at Bovey Castle
Bovey Castle is history, excitement, glamour, adventure and the perfect retreat. Where else can you wear your Hunter wellies at 8am, golf spikes at 3pm and Manolo Blahniks for dinner? But while we offer our guests luxury and indulgence, this isn’t a stuffy hotel where you can’t sit on the furniture or let your kids enjoy themselves. Bovey Castle is a place where you can live out your dreams, then put your feet up.

Your package for 2 adults includes:
·         2 night stay at Bovey Castle sharing a Classic double room
·         Daily breakfast
·         Daily 3 course evening meal at the Great Western restaurant

Prize valid for 12 months from date of winner notification email. Stay cannot be take over Christmas, Easter or UK bank holidays.
For full terms and conditions, go to www.channel5.com/win

One Night With My Ex

One Night With My Ex’ is a bold and compelling new series in which former couples spend the night alone in a rigged luxury apartment and decide whether to get back together, or go their separate ways for good.

When it ends, every relationship has unfinished business—things you wished you had asked, things you wish you had known and things you never had the nerve to bring up. Now you can… and put that nagging doubt to bed, or realise that you were in love all along and want to go back—all in 24 hours, totally alone together.

Three lively sets of couples are brought back together in a rigged swanky apartment for 24 hours to confront their past. So will these couples move on and find closure, or make up and rekindle lost love? Intimate, funny and emotional, ‘One Night with My Ex’ gets to the heart of these tangled love lives.

Catch the first episode on Wednesday 29th March at 10pm.

 

Paul O’Grady confirmed to host Blind Date on Channel 5

Blind Date, the nation’s favourite match-making show, is back for a brand new series.

Hosted by Paul O’Grady, the show has been updated for the 21st century, as a new generation of love-seeking characters compete against each other to hook up with their potential love match, hiding behind the legendary sliding panel.

Paul O’Grady commented: “Blind Date is an incredibly special family show which brought laughter, tears and joy to TV viewers throughout the land. I am honoured to present the brand new series and, after speaking to Channel 5, I know the series is in safe hands. I can’t wait to see if we can find love.”

With no chance to swipe left, send a selfie or message back, the class of 2017 must break with modern day dating convention and rely on their basic instincts to find the chemistry.

Whilst paying respect to the traditions and family appeal of the programme with the legendary sliding panel, three question format and live studio audience, Blind Date will be updated to reflect the present day, whilst maintaining the humour, charm and cheekiness of the original show.

Blind Date will also welcome LGBT contestants for the first time and there’ll be thematic twists which will breathe new life into the series.

More on Blind Date

Apply to be a contestant on Blind Date

Melanie Sykes to join Channel 5’s Blind Date