Cheryl

If Malory's secretary and office gossip Cheryl isn't in floods of tears at her desk, she's maximising images of Archer on her computer screen and trying to lick them. True to form, Our Hero knows about her crush only too well, and mercilessly exploits her infatuation.

So low is this woman's self-esteem that she boasts about her strange sexual peccadilloes in a bid for attention. Also, she'll even change her name to please whomever she's talking to - as most people can't be bothered to remember what she's called. Sad? Not really. If you'd met Cheryl / Carol / whatever, you'd probably feel the same.

Most likely to say: "Would you choke me a little bit?"

Another Arrested Development alumna, Judy Greer found fame on the show as George Bluth Sr.'s scatty secretary, Kitty. She also recently appeared in an episode of 30 Rock.