Cyril

We wouldn't say Cyril Figgis was a drag. No. However, we would say he was straight-laced, awkward, weird, difficult, nerdy, ill-mannered and a snitch. But is it any surprise? After all, as the man-behind-the-screens at ISIS, Cyril never gets to have fun. Instead, he spends his days seething with envy at what he sees as Archer's charisma, career and luxury lifestyle.

Still, at least he no longer has to be envious of Archer's lovelife, as, post his "penis ensmallment surgery", he's now dating the star spy's ex-girlfriend, Lana Kane. How she hasn't eaten him alive by now is, frankly, anybody's guess.

Most likely to say: "I'm not sure that's technically irony."

Cyril is voiced by Saturday Night Live legend Chris Parnell - known to many as 30 Rock's hapless quack Dr Spaceman.